趣味图片英语笑话:snails 蜗牛(双语)
do you also go both ways?
你也走两条路?
yes, it sucks ...there is no sexual tension in our culture!
是的,很糟糕……在我们的文化里没有性紧张
there is very little hate crime among snails
蜗牛之间很少有仇恨
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