第31期双语笑话加练习题 如此长的狗
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
Notes:
(1) bark v.犬吠
(2) in surprise惊奇地
Exercises:
根据短文填空：
① He stepped the head of the dog _____was sleeping.
② The dog barked _____a while.
③ The blind man went _____for miles .
④ The blind man had thought that it was the _____dog.
⑤ He said _____surprise, "It's a wonder that the dog is so long. "
107.如此长的狗
从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：“奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。”
练习参考答案：
① who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/35902.html
相关文章
-
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹09：谁发现了澳大利亚？(中英)
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。Johnny: It's there , sir.约翰尼: 先生，在这儿。Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered A...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
Elderly Joke(37)
Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said，“I did that by accident.” She replied，“I k...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英文竟能说得如此搞笑
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说： May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是...
2018-12-05 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Obi Wan 奥比万（双语）
Hey, Obi Wan. You know, you can move things just but the force of the mind! So how about helping me move this Sunday! I've got a new dorm room across town! Come ooooon!嘿,奥比万。你知道,你只...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.9
Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several day...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
Always Share 分享一切 双语笑话
An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
看笑话学英语68:Serious Chat严肃的聊天
听笑话学英语68:Serious Chat严肃的聊天Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk. Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice as...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
Farmer Joke(2)
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily，a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled，“Pull，Nellie...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
English Humor -Cab Driver
A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "wha...
2019-03-18 英语笑话
