Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
前些日子,有一男的来到我的理发店,问剪一个头要多少钱。
“八美元,”我告诉他。
“那,刮次胡子呢?”
“五美元”。
“那行”,那男的边说边坐到了理发椅上,“来,给我刮刮头吧”。
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