She was stunned

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The fourth-grade teacher had to leave to room for a few minutes . When she returned , she found the children in perfect order . She was stunned and said , "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful . But , please tell me , what came over all of you ? Why are you so well behaved and quiet ? " Finally , after much urging , little Lisa spoke up and said , "Well , one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet , and you would drop dead . "

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