趣味图片英语笑话：love 爱（双语）

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mom，what does love mean?

妈妈，爱是什么？

failure,desperation,collapse of your self-esteem.and by the way:we all going to die one day...

失败，绝望，丧失自尊。随便说下：我们终有一天会死

anne had reached the point in the day when there wasn't any energy left to lie with

当安妮没力气撒谎时她愤怒到；极点

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