幽默故事
乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞行过好几次，还从来没有乘过小飞机，我不妨试一试。”
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
升空后，乔治飞了有半个小时，在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。”
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行？”
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”马克答道。
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/19472.html
相关文章
-
Kid Joke(90)
A father came home from work one night to find his little boy sitting on the cat，with a pen and paper in his hand.“Why are you sitting on Felix？”he asked.“Well，teacher told us to write an essa...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Greg's proposal 格雷格的提议（双语）
Okay, now this is just a thought ... What if we cut the entire military budget just for a year ...Then we would be in the black ... What do you say?好了,现在这只是一个想法……如果我们只是...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Funny Bumper Stickers
Funny Bumper Stickers： ・Your kid may be an honors student，but you‘re still an idiot. ・We have enough youth，how about a fountain of Smart？ ・He who laughs last thinks slowest. ・Lott...
2019-01-04 英语笑话 -
每日一笑：(7.14)
The First president. A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：the sign 标志（双语）
Didn't you see the sign ?你没看见这个标志了吗?Of course, but I thought it was a hallucination .... Which is what I would expect after taking a combination of mushrooms, ecstasy and mescalin ....
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
医生给误喝汽油的病人的建议--双语幽默笑话
a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yest...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
这样我才能看到秤上的数字。
lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,she commented,＂I don’t think that’s...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
你可以跟他们中任何一个人结婚
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
