这样我才能看到秤上的数字。
lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,she commented,＂I don’t think that’s going to help.＂＂Sure it will,＂he said.＂It’s the only way I can see the numbers.＂
一个女人看见丈夫使劲收腹站在体重秤上，以为他想称得轻一点，就说：“没用的。”丈夫说：“当然有用，这样我才能看到秤上的数字。”
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