The reds or the greens
all those people fighting,robbing,rioting--no one seems willing to get along with
his fellow man.Someday we apples will be the only ones left.then we will rule the
world."replied the second apple,"Which of us--the reds or the greens?"
红的还是绿的？
树上的两只苹果俯瞰着世界。第一只苹果说：“瞧瞧这些人吧，争斗、抢劫、骚乱——似乎就没有
人愿意与别人好好相处。总有一天，我们苹果就会成为世上唯一的幸存者。到那时我们就将统治世界。”
第二只苹果说：“我们中的哪些呢——红的还是绿的？”
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