他爸爸是做什么的。
A 5-year-old girl was asked by her teacher what her father does,and she replied,＂Whatever my mom tells him.＂
老师问5岁的小女孩，他爸爸是做什么的。小女孩说：“我妈妈让他做什么他就做什么。”
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