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每日一笑 (5.6)

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Do You Have a Good Memory?

Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?

Husband: Yes----why?

Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.

你的记忆力好吗?

妻子:你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢?

丈夫:是的--为什么这么问?

妻子:刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。


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