it was my dog!
先生，你看到那个事故了吗？
Yes,I did,the driver of that car hit that post over there.
是的，我看到了，那辆车的司机接到那边的杆子上。
What happended?
发生了什么事？
A dog ran across the road and the driver tried to avoid it.the car suddenly came towards me.it climbed on to the pavement and crashed into that post.
一条狗穿过马路，那司机企图躲开狗。突然，汽车朝我开过来。它走上人行道，撞到那根杆子上。
what did you do ?
你做了什么？
i ran across the street after the dog.
我穿过马路去追狗。
Why did you do that? Were you afraid of the car?
你为什么这样做呢？你怕汽车吗？
I wasn't afraid of the car.I was afraid of the driver. The driver got out of the car and began shouting at me .He was very angry with me . you see.it was my dog.
我不怕汽车，我怕那个司机。他下了车，开始朝我喊了起来。他对我很生气。你知道的，那是我的狗。
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