外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹301：你会省得更多(中英)
"You will he pleased with me today. mother.” said Dick to his mother, home from school. "I go to school by bus 1 ran all the way after it.
“妈妈，你今天一定会对我满意的。”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说:“我省一F了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车，而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”
“Well,” said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi，you will save much more.”
“哦。”他妈妈笑着说，“下次你跟在出租汽车后面跑，那会省得更多。”
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