英汉双语笑话67
A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man？”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand．
“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”
“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him．”
有个老师问班上的学生：
“谁是第一个男人？”
“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”
“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”
2.
An Absent Minded Professor
A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement．
A pupil meeting him said：
“Good evening，professor．How are you？
“Well，” answered the professor，“I thought I was all right when I left home，but now I don't know what's the matter with me．I've been limping for the last half hour．”
心不在焉的老师
有一天，人们看见一个有名的心不在焉的老师在路上走，他的一只脚一直踏在街沟里，另一只脚踩在人行道上。
一个碰见他的学生说：
“晚安，老师。您怎么了？”
“啊，”这位老师回答说：“我想我离开家的时候还挺好的，可是现在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已经一瘸一拐走了半个小时了。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/20828.html
相关文章
-
What is "B"
A:Hi!I get A again. B:Why I ofen get B? A:I do it better than you. B:No."B"is short of "best" 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关...
2018-11-19 英语笑话 -
英语幽默漫画带翻译：如何不被查酒驾（双语）
Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗？Go to a ballpark.去棒球场。...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologis...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.2
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，To...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
这就是我们老板的主意
When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. 由于我的打印机不...
2018-11-29 英语笑话 -
第1363期 英语笑话 上帝啊，你怎么还在里面
Teacher: Where does God live?老师：上帝住哪儿？Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。Teacher: Why do you say that?老师：为什么这么说？Student: Well, ev...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
