Not Fair

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Not fair
A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral?
B:No,of course not!
A:Why not?I thought you were friends.
B:It wouldn't be fair if I did.
A:Not fair?What do you mean?
B:If I attended his funeral,would he be able to attend mine?

不公平
A:布朗先生昨天去世了,你会去参加他的葬礼吗?
B:当然不会去.
A:为什么呢?我还以为你们俩是朋友呢.
B:我要是去参加他的葬礼,就太不公平了.
A:不公平?你这话是什么意思?
B:如果我参加了他的葬礼,他能够参加我的吗?

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