在地图上找出美国北部。
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria!
老师:玛丽亚,在地图上找出美国北部。
玛丽亚:它在这里!
老师:正确。
班:玛丽亚!
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