吉姆的历史考得咋样啊？

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Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
姨妈：吉姆的历史考得咋样啊？
妈妈：咳，一点儿都不好，可这也不是他的错。唉，他们问的都是这倒霉孩子出生之前发生的事儿。

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