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英语笑话:Jesus's Telly耶稣的电视机

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

    A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib.

    Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

    "But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

    "Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

 

    圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔,想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

    他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽,牧羊人,耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

    “可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。

    “噢,那是他们的电视机,”孩子回答说。

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