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These are my jeansAfter going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself--especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.” □by Maggie亲爱的,那是我的裤子一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好---特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。” 本文无注释

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