那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事46：哦，俄亥俄
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Oh．Ohio
哦，俄亥俄
I brag about my home state of Ohio whenever I have a chance. One day, I told a friend, You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit theearth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.H "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,"he obsetwd.
只要一有机会，我就会吹嘘我的故乡俄亥俄。有一天，我对一个朋友说：“你瞧，第一个用动力飞行的人是俄亥俄人；第一个绕地球轨道飞行的人也是俄亥俄人；第一个登上月球的人还是俄亥俄人。一他的评论是：¨看来好多人都想离开俄亥俄。”
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