其实我们连空调都没装
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; First, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
在一家餐厅，有个顾客不停地折腾服务员。他先是要把空调开大点，因为他太热了，接着他又要开小点，因为他太冷了。就这么着整了有半个钟头。
那服务员却出奇地耐心，跑来跑去，没发一次火。到最后，一个别的顾客就问他，干吗不把那烦人精给哄走。
“咳，我不在乎这个，”服务员笑着说，“其实我们连空调都没装。”
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