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Humor Mother:“Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair.”Susie:“Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”幽 默母亲:“苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。”苏茜:“天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟。看看外婆吧。” 本文无注释

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