小厮的小费原来是这样得来的-英汉英汉双语笑话

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doctor swift and the boy

斯威夫特博士与小厮

a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.

在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老妇人，她时常打发仆人给他送礼物。斯威夫特博士接受她的礼物，但从不给小厮任何酬谢。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙着写东西，小厮冲进了他的房间，把书一扒拉，将一个包裹扔在书桌上，说道：我的女主人送给你两只兔子。

swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel（包裹） . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.

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