英语沙龙-开心乐园-17

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Fresh RicherA fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：“Which one is better？”He says：“Of course the zinc1)－filled is more durable2)，but the wooden is helpful to the health．”新贵一个新贵在墓葬品商店选购他死时要用的棺材，有人问他：“最好买哪一种？”他说：“镀锌的棺材当然比较耐用，但木制棺材有益于健康。” NOTE 注释：1. zinc n. 锌 vt. 涂锌于.2. durable adj. 持久的, 耐用的

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