Fastest thing
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Fastest thing Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.One common question was asked to all of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinkedSANTA SINGH: Its Loose MotionINTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!
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