笑话习题簿10.27
JOKE:
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
译文：
妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。
爸：为什么？
妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。
Exercises:
你知道原因吗？
练习参考答案：
呵呵，送刀跟送鼓肯定不能同时拉~
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