Marriage Joke(38)
A young man looking to get married asked his friend.“Every woman I bring home to meet my parents，my mother doesn‘t like.”
“Oh，that‘s easy，”his pal replied.“All you have to do is find someone whos’just like your mother.”“I did that already，”he said，“and that one my father didn‘t like.”
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