趣味图片英语笑话:When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天
趣味图片英语笑话:When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天
Look me in the eyes when I am talking to you!
和我说话时候看着我的眼睛!
I am trying,Danielle! It is not easy!
我正试着看呢,Danielle!这太难了!
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