笑话习题簿11.1

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JOKE:
   A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."　　
   "Dont listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes." 　　
   "Where is the shopping bag?" 　　
   "I haven`t got one-use your hat."
译文：
   一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。”
   “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。” 　　
   “购物袋在哪儿？” 　　
   “没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
Notes: 　　
(1) make fun of     取笑；嘲弄　　
(2) shopping bag    购物袋
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：　　
① The boy was complaining to his mother. 　　
② Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head. 　　
③ The mother was angry when she heard what her son had told her. 　　
④ The mother couldnt find their shopping bag.
⑤ The boy did have a big head .
练习参考答案：
①T②F③F④T⑤T

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