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笑话习题簿12.20

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Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
病人:我很害怕,这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生:我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题:
病人不紧张了么?
参考答案:
当然是更紧张了!



                                                  

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