趣味英语：英语方程式----爱情和工作
smart man + smart woman = romance
聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
dumb man + smart woman = affair
愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚
dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚
smart boss + smart employee = profit
聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
smart boss + dumb employee = production
聪明老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 剩余价值
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
愚蠢老板 + 聪明员工 = 加薪
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 存货
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