妹妹学英语双语笑话

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话说同学的妹妹刚上初一，学英语的积极性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词，这天像往常一样，继续拼命的读，他爹就蹲在窗户底下抽烟袋。
小妹妹念“hands(音:汉子),hands”，“two hands(偷汉子)。
他爹听完就止不住的皱眉，一大早就听见闺女要偷汉子，心想怪不得听说外国人开放，书上都这么写。
小妹妹继续读“hands，hands，two hands(偷汉子)”。
最后一句，差点没把老汉气歪过去，小妹妹高声朗读“俺还未偷汉子”(i have two hands)。欢迎来论坛分享更多：　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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