Entertainment Joke(7)
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.“Ma‘am，what do you want with arsenic？”“To kill my husband.”
“I can‘t sell you arsenic to kill a person！”
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist‘s wife. He takes the photo，and nods.“I didn’t realize you had a prescription！”
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