我没有睡着
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car， every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep， and fearing he might miss his stop， he nudged him and said： “Wake up， sir！”
“I wasn't asleep，” the man answered.
“Not asleep？ But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
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