英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.7
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？ 年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
问题：要是你该如何辨别了？回答：O(∩_∩)O~。
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