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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹242:生日玫瑰(中英)

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A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”

一个年轻的男子爱上了一位美丽的姑娘。一天她对他说:“明天就是我的生日了。”

"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses,one rose for each  year of your life.”

“噢,我要送给你玫瑰,每一朵玫瑰都象征着你生命中所渡过的每一年。”年轻的男子说。

The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.

那天晚上他就去拜访了种花人。他知道那个姑娘22岁了,于是他买下了22朵玫瑰并请求种花人第二天把玫瑰给那位姑娘送去。

When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”

年轻的男子离开了花店,种花人心里想:“这位年青人真是个心地善良的好人。我给他的价格太高了。我要多给他一些花。”

He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.

他确实是那样做的。二天清晨,种花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送给了那位女孩。

When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.

当这位年轻的男子兴冲冲地来看望她的时候,她对他置之不理。当然,他是永远也不会知道为什么她收到玫瑰反而会生气了。

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