双语 笑话 Miss Wilberforce
Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently， the sister offered to give a new dress to the wife of every man who voted for her brother． This offer pleased the voters immensely， and at one meeting there went up a cry of“Miss Wilberforce for ever！”The lady in question rosequickly from her chair on the platform and said：
“Oh，please，don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever ．”
威尔伯佛斯
有一次，威尔伯佛斯做国会议员候选人，他的妹妹帮助 他搞竞选运动。那时候，行贿和腐败法案尚未拟定；因此，这位妹妹提出愿意送一件新衣服给每一个投她哥哥票的男人的妻子。这项提议使选民们极为满意。在一次集会上，人们高呼：“威尔伯佛斯小姐万岁！”该女士迅速从讲台上她的坐椅 上站起来，说：
“噢，请别这么说。我可不想永远做威尔伯佛斯小姐。”
哈哈，你知道原因么？
因为她总有一天会变成Mrs.而非Miss~
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