节约的父亲英汉双语笑话

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    When we got our long-distance phone bill,we found that our daughter,Cathy,had been making 60-minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on,”her father said firmly,“Your calls are limited to five minutes.”
   “Dad,what can I say in five minutes?” Cathy wailed.
    “Call me back,”he answered.

   当长途电话帐单送到时,我们发现,我们的女儿凯茜给她在外地上学的男朋友,聊过整整一个钟头的电话。
   “从现在开始,”她爸爸说,“你打电话不能超过5分钟。”
   “爸爸,五分钟够我说什么话?”女儿抗议道。
   “够你说‘给我打过来’。”他爸爸回答。

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