未来的组织机构
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The exec was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers have allowed us to cut costs," he explained. "We expect even more dramatic improvements as computers become increasingly self-sufficient." He unveiled a large chart showing a man, a dog, and a computer. "Here is our organization plan of the future."
"What kind of plan is that?" demanded a board member.
"It's simple," replied the exec. "The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to bite the man if he touches the computer."
执行经理在向公司董事会作汇报。“计算机使我们降低了成本，”他解释说。“随着计算机的自控水平不断提高，我们预计成本会有更大幅度下降。”他揭开一张很大的图表，上面画着一个人，一条狗和一台计算机。“这是我们未来的组织机械。”
“这是怎样一个计划？”一名董事问道。
“很简单，”执行经理回答说。“那个人的任务是喂狗，而如果那人碰计算机，狗就会咬他。”
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