那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事173：加菲猫语录精选
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Garfield's Words
加菲猫语录精选
Money is not everything. There's Master Card&Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so .
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man. there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life．
每个人都应该结婚。毕竟，快乐不是生命中唯一要追寻的东西。 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise．
聪明人都不结婚，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 Never put off the work t川tomorrow what you can put off today．
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogsnic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children．
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。 JThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会累死人！不过干吗要冒险证明呢？ Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思哦！尤其是看着别人工作。 God made relatives:Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。 When two's company ,three's the resultl
两人作伴，三人为家！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises. without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 The more you learn ,the more you know ,the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn?
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
单词&词组
tasty 好吃的，可口的
shower 阵雨，淋浴
gst caught 陷入
photogsnic 适于拍照的：上照的
take the rsk 冒险
fascinats 使着迷，使神魂颠倒
barb 鱼钩，化装倒钩于
premise 前提
rBstrict 限制，约束
知道不知道
<加菲猫>( Garfield)是一部美国连载漫画系列，由吉姆·戴维斯创作。加菲是一只橙色的、爱说风凉话、贪睡午觉、牛饮咖啡、大嚼千层面、见蜘蛛就扁、见邮差就穷追猛打的自信胖猫。他的名字取自吉姆·戴维斯的祖父詹姆斯·加菲尔·戴维斯( JamesGarfield Davis)。吉姆·戴维斯是这样评价他的：“大家爱加菲猫是因为它说出来的话与做出来的事人们也想说，也想做，却办不到。”加菲猫的现实原型是异国短毛猫中的红虎斑异短。
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