里面装有重要文件
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate与reward近意：酬劳，酬报 ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍卖会上，有人的包丢了，里面装有重要文件。物主说：“有谁拣到送还，我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口，就听有人喊：“我出３００美元。”
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