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知识改变命运

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Knowledge is What Changes Your Fate
There was a man who once came to ask a fortune-teller. After judging from his face and the horoscopes, the fortune-teller told to that person:" you were in love with you girlfriend when you were 20, you got married at the age of 25, and your first child came when you were 30 years old. Great fortune and luck will be along with you through your whole life and your family will be blessed with boundless love and happiness.
After listening the prediction, the man shocked and then raged at the fortune-teller:" I am now 35 years old, owing the doctor degree. But I am still single, and even not have a girlfriend ever before."
The fortune-teller stopped after learning the truth. He lost in thought for seconds and said: "Hey, man! It is your knowledge that changed your fate! "

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