这苍蝇在我茶杯里
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顾客：服务员，这苍蝇在我茶杯里，什么意思啊？
服务员：我不知道，先生。我是服务员，不是命理师。
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