情人节双语笑话 Sweet Nothings
Sweet Nothings
My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
我和我男朋友Hans是通过网络认识的而且我们约会有一年多了。我把他介绍给我叔叔，我叔叔觉得通过网络认识这件事很奇妙。他问Hans是通过哪种网络认识我的，Hans风趣的说：“不过是一个常规的传输速率是56k的调制解调器”
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