等一分钟
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
男子：“上帝啊，一百万年是多久呀？”
上帝：“对我来说，也就相当于一分钟。”
男子：“上帝啊，一百万块是多少钱啊？”
上帝：“对我来说，也就一分钱吧。”
男子：“上帝啊，可以给我一分钱吗？”
上帝：“请等一分钟。”
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