安眠药
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
鲍伯晚上老睡不好觉，就去看医生，医生给他开了点烈性安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍伯吃了药，睡得挺香，而且没等听见闹铃就醒了。他不紧不慢地来到办公室，溜达进去对老板说：“今儿早上我起床一点都不费劲。”
“那挺好哇，”老板怒喝道，“可星期一跟星期二你人哪去啦？”
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