整件事我都知道了

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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."

So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother."

The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!"

小强在学校听一个同学说，大多数成年人都至少藏着一个不可告人的秘密，而且这让他们很容易被敲诈，只要说句“整件事我都知道了”就行。
　　所以小强打算试一下。那天他从学校一回到家里，就对妈妈说：“整件事我都知道了。”他妈吓坏了，赶紧找出20块钱给他，说：“千万别告你爸啊。”
　　小强挺得意，等到他爸下班回家，迎上去就说：“整件事我都知道了。”他爸吓坏了，赶紧找出40块钱给他，说：“千万别告诉你妈啊。”
　　第二天早上，小强出门去上学，看见邮递员在他家大门口。这孩子决定再试试：“整件事我都知道了。”
　　邮递员撇下邮包，张开双臂，说：“那就给你亲爹来个大大的拥抱吧！”

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