如果不是你的钱
There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,
"You should know that if it weren't for my money, this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't
for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting on wouldn't be here, either. And, if it weren't for
my money, this house wouldn't even be here!"
And then the husband said, "Are you kidding? If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here,
either!"
有一对夫妇，是在对金融问题的家的一个参数。和妻子终于得到了很狂，并发生爆炸说，
你应该知道，如果不是我的钱，这电视不会在这里，如果不是
我的钱，那你坐在安乐椅不会在这里，无论是。而且，如果不为
我的钱，这房子甚至会在这里！“
然后丈夫说，“你在开玩笑吗？如果不是你的钱，我就不会在这里，！”
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