交卷
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
一所地方性大学正进行生物学导论的期末考试。跟很多这类新生课程一样，这是专门用来筛选新生的，这班上有500多学生！
考试用时两小时，并提供考试册。教授非常严格，在班上宣布，答卷只要没在两小时内及时交到他桌上，他就不收，而且考生就不及格。
考试进行了半个钟头，一位学生匆匆赶来，向教授要考试册。
“要答完这份卷子，你可没时间了。”教授一边给学生发考试册，一边话中带刺地断言。
“不，我有时间。”学生说完，赶紧找了个座儿开始答题。
两个钟头到了，教授收卷子，学生们填好姓名学号，交上去。全都交卷了，只有迟到的那学生还在接着写。
又过一个钟头，最后的那位学生来到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌前备课。学生想把自己试卷放在那叠堆在那儿的考试册上。
“你不用交了，我不会收的。时间过了。”
学生好像难以置信，而且火了。
“你知道我是谁吗？”
“不知道，实话实说，我还真不知道。”教授语调中带着讥讽的意味回答。
“你知道我是谁吗？”学生提高嗓门又问了一遍。
“不知道，而且我不在意。”教授用不屑的语气回答。
“那就好。”学生说着，飞快地抱起那堆答卷，把自己的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。
欢迎学习交流：
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/30444.html
相关文章
-
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit1：A True Confession真实的告解(双语)
A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned." 有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。"What did you do?"asks the priest.神父 问 ：“你做了什么？”"I committed a murder." “我犯了谋杀...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
第51期双语笑话加练习题 教练与他的队员
第51期双语笑话加练习题 教练与他的队员 I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called ea...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
英语笑话:我该用哪个器械
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
Classic humour stories(36)
The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
我猜爱世界上每一个人是很困难的事。
Dear God:I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.there are only 4 people in our family and I’m havingf a hard time loving all of them. 亲爱的上...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之族
a trip to disney on a trip to disney world in florida, my husband and i adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. after three exhausting days, w...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：keys 钥匙（双语）
When it's real bad to forget your keys当真正忘记你的钥匙时 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
每日一笑(5.14)
Goethes Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stoppe...
2018-11-19 英语笑话
