笑话
The Joke
Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this．One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a funny story． Everyone laughed, and Sir William, who had laughed as loud as anyone, said, "That was a very funny joke, but I know a funnier one． Would you like to hear it?" They all said they would, so Sir William began his story． When it ended, everyone laughed louder than ever and Sir William smiled happily．But he didn't know the reason for their laughter．He had told the very same story that his friend had just told．
笑话
威廉·汤普森爵士非常聋，但他却不愿意让别人知道这件事，一天晚上，他邀请了几位朋友吃饭。在就餐的时候，一 位朋友讲了个有趣的故事，大家都笑了，汤普森也和别人一 样放声大笑，他说：“这是个十分有趣的笑话，但是我还知道 一个更有趣的笑话，你们愿意听吗？”朋友们都说愿意听。于是，汤普森开始讲他的故事。当故事讲完时，大家笑得比方才还厉害，汤普森的脸上露出了欣慰的笑容。但他却不知道别 人发笑的原因。原来，他讲的正是方才那位朋友讲的故事。
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