“护花使者”不是我
1. You are a beautiful flower in my mind.在我心目中你就像花一样。
2. Have you got a Flower Guardian， a lover？
你有护花使者了吗？
3. What kind of man do you prefer， someone like Xie Tingfeng ， Liu Dehua or else？你喜欢哪种男人？比如谢霆锋、刘德华还是别人？
画外音：周奔驰买过无数的英语口语书，什么“一月通”、“一周通”乃至“一日通”，无奈，都怪周奔驰实在太笨：经是好经，可一到他嘴里就念歪了。他除了翻了几页就束之高阁以外，还是煮熟的鸭子――嘴硬！
“最实用的口语是什么？有的书把”我可以用信用卡付款吗？“、'请问哪能买到香烟'、'我把账单寄给你'也作为最精要的口语训练句子。拜托，对于像俺周奔驰这样的生活在国内、奔忙于工作的平民小子，哪有机会用英语说练这些口语？和谁这样说？在哪里这样说？！倒不如多给俺点”你有护花使者了吗“这样的泡妞名句，可以让俺如饥似渴地习练、脱口而出地卖弄。――而由此激发的学英语的成就感、饥渴感，将使俺如同多米诺骨牌一样将英语口语的学习领域由"泡妞"迅速扩张到生活的方方面面。
“泡妞”（英语会话）都能搞定，还有什么（英语对话）搞不定的？！――正如那句名言：“冬天来了，春天还会远吗？”
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